Articles tagged with: funny forwards
Please be advised that there are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
Transportation:
? It is advised that you come to …
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an
American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands
explode into …
Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes….
Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day …
Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.James : I want 2 b a doctor.Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.Asif : …
Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners..:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. ** …
Manure… An interesting fact
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.It was shipped dry, …
